jonnyandino:

seductivecupcakes:

roxaskeisuperfighter:

aishaneko:

zombiekunoichi:

Barbie, why in the fuck do you have a wine bottle on top of the oven. That’s a safety hazard, you stupid bitch. 

Jesus christ Barbie, you left the fridge open — I mean seriously, you’re letting all that cold air out and all your food is going to spoil. What the hell is wrong with you barbie, you food wasting bitch. What. the actual. hell.

How could you just leave a cheese grater on top of the fridge like that? It can easily fall and hurt someone, what the hell barbie, you fucking sadistic fuck.

Barbie, your hose isn’t even connected to anything, what the hell is wrong with you? You don’t clean floors that way, also you are wearing white pants are you really going to clean your dirty floors in those things? 

Barbie, why the hell is your blender on top of the fridge? Now think realistically. How are you supposed to use it if it’s all the way up there? Can you reach it? Can you get fruit and other ingredients up there? I didn’t think so.

Look at your life Barbie,

look at your choices.

(Source: micromimic)